I know it’s Christmas night and you probably want to go to bed (I do too!) but I HAVE to tell you about this crazy little guy who showed up at my door tonight.
He was short, about 4 feet tall. He also had weird shoes that curled at the toe. And even more weird, he had pointy ears. I asked him who he was and he said he was a messenger from Santa!
Apparently, Santa is getting older and slower, and he’s becoming a bit more concerned about his spiritual growth in this phase of his life.
He is worried only really doing any good for ONE night in the whole year, and chilling and being a bit of a slob for the rest of year. So he wanted my advice.
Can you believe that?
So here’s what I told this messenger to tell Santa:
- Connect more deeply with Allah – give yourself some space and time to learn how to quiet your mind and spiritually connect. I recommended he do this 5 times a day, Prophetic-style, but it’s up to him
- Become your best self – I told him to make a list of the most beautiful qualities he wants more of and what bad habits and personal issues he wants to do less of. Then, I assured him that dropping the Psychologial Illusion and going deep into The Spiritual Switch would be the fastest way to get there. Apparently, he has a weight loss goal – and I let him know that would be much easier to achieve when he’s at his best psychologically and spiritually.
- Treat your elves with more respect – I could tell they’re being overworked, stressed, fearful of disappointing him… and he could get the best out of his team by showing them his Best Self
- Spend more time (at least 30 minutes a day) talking with Mrs. Clause all through the year – that way she’ll be a lot more forgiving during the busy holiday season and support him when he needs it the most
- Quit working for Coca Cola. We know they’re your sponsors, but let’s face it they don’t do kids any good… and drinking it doesn’t seem to be doing your waistline any good either.
Anyway, so that’s that. This is the plan I have for Santa. We’ll see if he listens in 2023.
Have a GREAT holiday season.
I won’t even make an exception for Santa on that one. He better go here to get it before his crazy work-night begins:
