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British Threat Levels…

by Mamoon Yusaf

Assalam Alaikum,
In the aftermath of such a horrific attack on my home-town Manchester, it’s heart-warming to see the British people dealing with it in the most British possible way:
Dry English Humour.
And this came out in spades on Twitter last week, when the Prime Minister raised ‘British Threat Levels’ to critical.
Here are the Top 5 Tweets I saw about it:

  1. We’re British. You can’t scare us until you raise the threat level to “I’m sorry, but there’s only continental breakfast left” #BritishThreatLevels
  2. Seeing someone from work on your way in to work. #BritishThreatLevels
  3. Someone makes you a tea, but it’s the wrong colour. #BritishThreatLevels
  4. The person next to you on the train constantly texting with their keyboard clicks still on. #BritishThreatLevels
  5. Not quite catching someone’s name, meaning that you will be forced to call them ‘mate’ from here to eternity. #BritishThreatLevels

And, we save the best ’til last…
Receiving an email from Mamoon and being the ONLY person on his whole list who doesn’t email support@mamoonyusaf.com to find out more about his new life-changing coaching program.
Smiling in the face of adversity is what makes us British.
And it’s Sunnah :O)
Peace, Love & Blessings.
Mamoon

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