British Threat Levels…


Assalam Alaikum,

In the aftermath of such a horrific attack on my home-town Manchester, it’s heart-warming to see the British people dealing with it in the most British possible way:

Dry English Humour.

And this came out in spades on Twitter last week, when the Prime Minister raised ‘British Threat Levels’ to critical.

Here are the Top 5 Tweets I saw about it:

  1. We’re British. You can’t scare us until you raise the threat level to “I’m sorry, but there’s only continental breakfast left” #BritishThreatLevels
  2. Seeing someone from work on your way in to work. #BritishThreatLevels
  3. Someone makes you a tea, but it’s the wrong colour. #BritishThreatLevels
  4. The person next to you on the train constantly texting with their keyboard clicks still on. #BritishThreatLevels
  5. Not quite catching someone’s name, meaning that you will be forced to call them ‘mate’ from here to eternity. #BritishThreatLevels

And, we save the best ’til last…

Receiving an email from Mamoon and being the ONLY person on his whole list who doesn’t email to find out more about his new life-changing coaching program.

Smiling in the face of adversity is what makes us British.

And it’s Sunnah :O)

Peace, Love & Blessings.

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